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RHYMESWITHBEAN
I write sometimes. I am idealistic and silly. I am easily overwhelmed. I do better with blank pages than with people. I kind of love the internet. My idea of a fun day is eating lukewarm churros and riding roller coasters until I'm dizzy.
I definitely give up on trying to finish this thing tonight. WRITING IS HARD, I FOLD.
Sleep wins.
I am not going to finish this writing sample by tomorrow morning.
BUT ABSOLUTELY NEED TO. COMMENCE FREAK OUT.
It’s days like this where I wish I had a secret stash of pills.
It’s like my crush on Natalie Portman. Strictly platonic. …Except I would do Natalie Portman.
Me, although I dislike quoting myself, this speaks the truth about how I handle my girlcrushes.
I'm watching Shooter right now.
Marky Mark took two bullets, drove his car into a river, and lived. BAD. ASS. I have a strange love for this man in movies.
Is it hot in here...
Or have I just had too much Irish cream liquor?
I just realized we both liked our drinking posts simultaneously. DRINKING SOULMATES? WHY, I DO THINK SO.
It's been a long week. Time for cheap beer!
Cat in the wall, eh? Now you’re talking my language!
Charlie, Always Sunny
The way he says it gets me every time I think about it. And on that note, SLEEP.
