1. Omg omg I need to pee so bad but my roommate is in the bathroom…

    speaking on her phone? Is she on the toilet having a conversation? Do other people do that? Do you?

    IF ONLY SHE WASN’T SPEAKING CHINESE.

    THEN I COULD EAVESDROP ON THE CONVERSATION THAT MADE MY BLADDER EXPLODE.

     
    1. thisishowyouloseher said: I used to hold conversations with imaginary people when I was in the bathroom. In English though, I think. I was three.
    2. notveryraven said: maybe she’s having a conversation WITH the toilet. “hey toilet! how are you doing?” — your roommate to a toilet probably. see, it would make sense if you spoke Chinese but it just seems silly to be hiding in there if you don’t (and you don’t [?])
    3. octobones said: One of my best friends calls me while she’s pooping. It’s hilarious.
    4. christinefriar said: KNOCK JEAN JUST KNOCK AND BE LIKE SOY JEEEEAAAN
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